hood rich life style

'alternative' lifestyle strategies

Monday, October 31, 2011

street life is all i know! bitch we out chea!

hommat hoituu

pitästehävaikmitä. smokerz anthems mixtape sensijaan. eitaida olla kauppiasainesta




















 pabs  took the picture while i was shopping in ekolo most probably

smoking weed and reading news is kinda scary at times

GM mosquitoes


yes it sounds like a good idea to wipe out entire populations! who needs mosquitoes anyway? birds can dumpster dive french fries for sure

chevron.............................................




 "oil companies have changed my country"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh such a good one!!!!!!




they have a youtube channel btw, more nice videos there...

tuubinliimausspliffi

Latest Headlines - World 'on verge of new recession'

business news once again

"that may ignite social unrest" he he he

Thursday, October 27, 2011

im so hyped !

when i get back there WILL be parties with bangin music and drinks and spliffs and girls!




even helsinki clubs are amazing after this pile of old dust....i think

tuleeks joku mua vastaan satamaan huomen puol kahen aikaan ja auttaa kantamaan viinaa?

link up

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

class

is eating rare fish in a fine restaurant and drinking good wine

is watching a shakers documentary in an art museum and sipping hennessy...

is reading 19th century french poetry and discussing it with  random people in a krishna restaurant



paavi & sauli

NWOhavaintoja: Paavi vetosi maailmanhallituksen puolesta

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Tuleva presidenttiehdokas Sauli Niinistö viittasi myös äskettäisessä haastattelussa maailmanjärjestykseen seuraavasti:

"Kolmannen vuosituhannen alku jää historiaan uuden maailmanjärjestyksen aikana."
 

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

i miss home

i want to go and make amanita tea and rearrange my mind a bit.... seems like time and everything else has stopped since i've been in pärnu...

recipe for amanita muscaria tea

go out of the house. take a container and a pure heart and clean hands with you. find some mushrooms, they should be everywhere (atleast in northern europe and north america.) not sure when the season in america is tho. in finland the season is ending soon so act quick. they look like this (like you didnt know):




some say they can be eaten raw or made into a tea without drying, i made tea from fresh amanitas and it made me feel a little sick. and tea i've made from dried ones worked better and didnt make me sick at all. so i recommend drying but try different methods, they arent too dangerous to experiment with

cut them up into little pieces and dry them in an oven (left open a little bit) on low heat, like 60-80 celsius. or even better in a mushroom/fruit/whatever dryer if you own one. takes about 12-24h depending how small bits you made and how high the heat is. (some say heat damages them, some say you  can easily go over 100 C)

you can also dry them in room temperature, usually people recommend a drying time of up to a year in this case. i dont think you really have to wait that long...

put the dried pieces in a pot and boil them for MAGIC 20 minutes (c) Soma Shamans (you can download their Secrets of Soma from somewhere on the internet, i think i downloaded via a torrent, epic stuff i promise)

enjoy the taste!

by the way at a party in riga last weekend a hot redhaired girl walked past me and i got the scent of amanitas in my head somehow from her (later she came to talk to me and asked for a cigarette but i think she started feeling embarrased because she was drunk and thought her english was too bad so that was it). also once i was looking for amanitas in a nearby forest, and suddenly i noticed a peculiarly familiar smell. i turned around and 20m from me was a huge bunch of lovely red mushrooms!

about dosage... start low and try what works for you. i have gotten best effects from about 3 midsize caps dried slowly in an oven and then for a couple of weeks in room temperature (because i didnt feel like drinking them right away)

i dont recommend using psychedelics if you are depressed, anxious, afraid or if you just dont feel like it. fasting and especially avoiding alcohol (for atleast 24h) are also important.

learn about the shrooms beforehand and be sure you can handle it. for me it hasnt been a bad experience not once but i think my mind is pretty solid... study erowid for example

i'll keep editing this post as i probably didnt think of everything right now...

oh yeah and you probably would like to know why to take these or how will they make you feel. i've taken them for about 6 times and most of the time they just made me feel sleepy and relaxed and a bit odd (low dosage, wrong setting, low quality bunch of shrooms etc) but the ONE time they reallly worked i felt total harmony with the universe and perfect clearness of mind and i knew what LIFE is about.







Monday, October 24, 2011

life of luxury

breakfast of
cranberries, figs, pears, combhoney and pollen (fresh from Riga market) in soy milk

out of a handmade ceramic bowl with an antique silver spoon



Loputon Gehennan liekki - trailer

i have listened to all kinds of noise and crust and trash and sludge but never really got into blackmetal. i think i should

Saturday, October 22, 2011

riga swaggin

im on a semi-extempore trip in riga.//

 at parnu bus station i went to ask when the next bus leaves - "in 20 minutes". so i lock up my bike in some random yard and off i go! first thing in riga i go shopping in Stockmann Delicatessen...

 and pretty soon i end up in Dirty Deal Cafe in a dubstep party and theres "pretty boy swag" dubstep remix playing!!!!!! my swag went off the hinges... pop yuh collar brush yuh shoulda...

 afterwards @ 4 am some random drunk guy comes asking if i know what is a "copstop" or smth like that(???). next thing hes asking me for 60 euros and headbutting me in the face. apparently my warrior-ish septum piece isnt convincing enough to scare the enemies. well i didnt give him anything and got his forehead on my nose and teeth once more and then i ran off. now i have a headache and a crooked front tooth... i think his headache is worse tho

 i have some superb pictures of the randomest stuff for sale on the markets here ill upload sometime...

 now im going to visit "Kamadena" hehehehe

 


not the version i heard but this is not bad either!! turbo swag...

Friday, October 21, 2011

kilo in tha trunk




why  is cocaine measured in kilos but everything else in pounds(in america)? columbia uses the metric system?

ps. my favourite part:
"450 cash for the lambo, i should paint it camouflage and call it rambo!"

Thursday, October 20, 2011

rollin down the street, smokin indo....


























ps. tobacco makes me feel really sleepy and dizzy so i try to avoid it before and during biking... but cruising on a train platform and smoking a spliff works

real life pt 2





Wednesday, October 19, 2011

fresh mixtapes for ya'lll

my new used ipod is full of dance music and horrifying finnish rap... so i HAD to get some new music (few hours making bullets and listening to dance already damaged my mental health, i might start to like it!)

Clubs R Us (mostly hiphop club bangers)





















R'N'B State of Mind 24





















and last but NOT least Sun Still Shining(fresh dancehall)




Rockbox

i bought a used ipod and the first second i plugged it into a computer i started hating Apple (more than before that is) for the "cant be synchronized with more than one iTunes library" thingy. well luckily crackers,hackers,anons,nerds,whatever usually have come up with a solution for everything. thanks for this:

"Rockbox is an open source firmware for mp3 players, written from scratch.
It runs on a wide range of players:

Stable ports 

Rockbox runs well on these players, has a complete manual and is supported by the installer:

* Apple: iPod 1g through 5.5g,iPod Mini, iPod Nano 1g and iPod Nano 2g
* Archos: Jukebox 5000, 6000, Studio, Recorder, FM Recorder, Recorder V2 and Ondio
* Cowon: iAudio X5, X5V, X5L, M5, M5L, M3 and M3L
* iriver: iHP100 series, H100 series, H300 series and H10 series
* Olympus: M:Robe 100 * Packard Bell: Vibe 500 * SanDisk: Sansa c200 (not v2), e200 and e200R series, Fuze, Clip and Clip+ * Toshiba: Gigabeat X and F series"

if you need an alternative for itunes i can recommend this! (been using it for 10 minutes...)

oh yeah and thanks to the New Art Museum's very freely operating public computers with no user restrictions!!

real life

this is what it looks like. (btw cut up shorts & vans eras & no socks = best) 


Tuesday, October 18, 2011

the library closes in 4 minutes

so i have time for one last song!

Monday, October 17, 2011

spliffi ja kahvi 1620

sit tää

Linda Linen lähtö 17.10 klo 17:00 on peruttu myrskyn takia. Pahoittelemme! Ottakaa yhteys kassaan

Thursday, October 13, 2011

feels kinda weird listening to rappers going on about 10 kilos of coke and platinum wrist bands while browsing old ladies' handicraft pages

pärnu squatters

while randomly biking around the upper-class pärnu beach area i noticed this house. i liked it immediately and thought about squatting a house in pärnu once again (the city is literally FULL of abandoned buildings). i thought i could take a look inside and tried the front door! it was open!
























on the second floor floated a subtle scent of semi-fresh human-ish shit.. well i found the pile in the room with the laua viin bottles. when i had gone through almost the whole house, the tension started rising and from some natural instinct i started sneaking instead of walking. appears my spider sense was right, when i stepped into the last room, i saw white linen waving around the corner like someone was just getting out of bed. scared as hell i half-ran out of the house, took my bike and went hiding behind a tree. maybe they we're friendly squatters (and well-learned and party-loving judging by the Don Quijote on the table, endless stacks of other books on the floors and a lot of bottles and clothes thrown all over) but for some reason i acted in haste and didnt stay to chat and take pictures with them...

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

धुरी~की~मोड़ कि

shopping spree

yesterday i went touring antique&handcraft shops in pärnu..


bought from the maker-man himself. he had cool broken glasses. shouldve taken a picture of him in his studio...


wooden cigarette box, old razorblade (needs a little bit of TLC), silver spoon, permanent marker (heh)



coyote-brown (i was looking for this exact colour) made in italy pants that i cut up into shorts. longjohns+shorts=tha shit!


pictures of 19th century hipsters...


and 100+ years old fly agarics!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

oravannahkaa

i had a dream last night in which i was walking a forest path with some of my friends. i noticed a peculiar shaped stone on the ground, picked it up and at the same moment saw a squirrel running by. without second thought i threw the rock at the squirrel and amazingly it hit it! i went down to the dead squirrel and asked a friend who has hunted before what to do. he handed me a scalpel and told me where to make the cut... i cut open the squirrel and a it looked like a sausage inside. i took the hide and the sausage home with me and was really proud of first squirrel hide! i think we had some kind of celebration for this great event. afterwards we went bowhunting with the same friend who taught me the skinning...

Monday, October 10, 2011

"fix from the bong"


laser & weed seem to boost eachother judging from their expressions

from Milano Fixed via Jussi

btw yesterday some middle class-looking woman's phone rang in the bus and the tone was "hits from the bong"

okay it was probably Dusty Springfield's "Son of a Preacher Man" which cypress hill sampled but i immediately thought about the bong song...

"Kantsii salee vakoilla juutuupist parin vuoden takane sidur pidur gaas dancemove. Veikkaan et sil ollaan aika eesti gallis leveleil tansseis."

a day in tha LiFE

woke up, drank my chlorella and ate my müsli. cycled down to the weapons factory in vihmane weather and arrived typically 25 minutes late from work. i cut up some seal skins and glued them on to handles and then finished some triggers. exceptionally no one was drinking Laua Viin today. talked about Tour d'ÖÖ with a colleague, which i missed. i also noticed it's hard to meditate in a ashtray-biowaste-glassfiberdust smelling dark and musty and dirty spot.

after work i went to Mahedik for a veggie soup and a beer and a buckwheat-mushroom-sundried tomato-plate and read Baudelaire and leered at some estonian twins who we're doing their homework. somehow made me think i próbably dont have any real gallis potential... i tried writing something but couldnt come up with anything worthwhile, just some ordinary babbling

and now im in the new art museum browsing the interwebs and listening to live piano playing

there isnt really anyhthing happening here... but i dont really mind

Saturday, October 1, 2011

polish the chrome

and go cruisin! it's sunny outside!